found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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