OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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