Dual....:-)
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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