Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
