We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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