: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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