so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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