For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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