Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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