His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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