I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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