Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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