she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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