Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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