did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
how does that bad decision feel?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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