I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I look better un-naked...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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