I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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