Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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