everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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