I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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