do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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