you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
soo... how was my night?
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