I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
