Having a random hookup so left but love u
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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