well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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