I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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