i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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