had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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