I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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