Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just want nice things and good sex
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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