Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I believe in your delicious
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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