How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
why does every cop we meet know your name?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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