Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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