I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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