It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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