I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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