all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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