I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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