I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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