You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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