Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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