No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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