i permit you to call me
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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