these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Randomize
