Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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