You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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