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No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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