This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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