I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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