We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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