Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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