We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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