when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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