ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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