I think scott just propositioned me for sex
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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